Some characters are too big to stay quiet for long—and Ryland Poggenpoel is one of them. This morning, the self-proclaimed moving mogul burst back onto HOT Breakfast, phoning in with his signature blend of chaos, charm, and completely questionable credentials. What unfolded was a hilarious collision of old grudges, new ambitions, and 87 Nissan Champs.

Ryland claims he once moved Parky, his wife Karen, and seven other families from Mossel Bay to Johannesburg in the back of a single Nissan Champ. Now, decades later, he’s ready to do it all again—this time with a full fleet and a dream of a multi-Champ convoy tearing down the N1 in perfect formation. Whether it’s legal, logical, or remotely necessary? That’s beside the point.