There are calls… and then there are Breakfast calls.

HOT 1027 listeners were treated to one of those unforgettable on-air moments this week when Parky received a surprise call from someone claiming to be his long-lost teenage girlfriend, “Michelle” — live from England.

What followed was part nostalgia trip, part emotional reckoning, and part complete chaos.

Michelle took Parky (and the rest of us) back to their supposed school days, reminiscing about a dramatic proposal at a pub called The Red Lion when they were just 18. According to her, Parky went down on one knee. According to Parky? The details were… fuzzy.

But Michelle remembered everything.

From “not getting her dad’s permission” to “not dating long enough,” she revisited the rejection that she says changed her life forever. And in true Breakfast fashion, what began as sentimental storytelling quickly spiralled into hilariously exaggerated claims about heartbreak, cigarettes, and a lifetime of regret.

At one point, the studio descended into uncontrollable laughter — especially when Michelle revealed just how deeply she believes that teenage rejection affected her.

Parky tried to keep up. The team tried to keep straight faces. And listeners were left wondering: is this performance art, unresolved trauma, or simply Breakfast brilliance?

We won’t give away the best lines — because trust us, you need to hear the delivery for yourself.

Did Parky really say “I love you too”?
Did Michelle truly never recover?
And what exactly did happen at The Red Lion?

👉 Catch the full audio from HOT 1027 Breakfast below and decide for yourself.