It’s Master’s Week, and Simon is here with a very important public service announcement. If you’re serious about golf—and even more serious about holding onto the TV remote—this week’s Top 10 Tuesday is essential listening. From rebranding the weekend as a “cinematic golf experience” to teaching your kids to yell “Fore!” when anyone enters the room, it’s tactical, sneaky, and hilarious.

Whether you’re a seasoned golf fanatic or just love tradition “unlike any other,” don’t miss Simon’s survival guide to navigating family, snacks, and screen time during The Masters.